Have you got the confidence to fail?
Do you have the self-discipline
To idle useless hours in a wasted cafe?
To feel the glory of ignominy?
The triumph of humiliation?
The thorn and nettle hedgerows of rejection
That line the only path you think
Just might deliver you from a 9 to 5
Labyrinth of middle-class success?
If not, send us your C.V.